December 2011
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Dec 31st
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So my dad found this old pellet gun at his mom's...
And it’s like ANCIENT. And unloaded. And cannot function. Like at all. But it still makes me feel like River mothafucking Song. Hello Sweetie. 
Dec 31st
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I want to grow up and be Mrs. Robinson.
I’m watching the Graduate.  And I just love that bitch.  I’m gonna be a cougar one day. Gross. But kickass. Haters gon’ hate.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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So I'm just reading these River/Doctor fics, like...
WHY CAN’T I BE FUCKED LIKE THIS? WHYYYYYYYYYY?  God, they should just start giving these things out to men everywhere, in pamphlet-type shit, and they would learn something.
Dec 31st
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ListenI really wish I had someone to slow dance in my...
Dec 31st
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Chuck's new book was at the library.
See you guys in a few days.
Dec 31st
Dec 30th
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I have lost all hope in finding true love, if they...
Dec 30th
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I refuse to believe it.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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somerandombud asked: Y U No get on Skype?
Dec 30th
somerandombud asked: hey.
Dec 30th
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WatchWatch
Yay! I was looking forward to another one of these. This time it’s not Mr. Schwartz, but Joseph Gordon-Levitt as her duet partner. I love the way Zooey’s mouth twists when she sings. It’s so cute. 
Dec 30th
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Finally watching Bridesmaids.
I AM MEGAN. SHE IS ME. It’s uncanny. 
Dec 29th
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Old 80's V is on.
There’s my plans for the day. In case you guys didn’t know, I FUCKING LOVE V. Old Show and New Show. And it’s bullshit the new one got cancelled. 
Dec 29th
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I HAVE SKYPE AGAIN. YAYAYAYAYA.
Add me. It’s emmyeccentric.
Dec 29th
hannahleeschwendiman asked: 15! ;)
Dec 29th
Anonymous asked: 15, 17, 23, 36, 37, 39, 45
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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I ALWAYS ASK YOU GUYS TO DO THIS SHIT. BUT YOU...
meesheen: SEND ME A NUMBER. pete-townshends-ass: yousayyouwannarevolution: Height: Virgin? Shoe Size: Sexual Orientation: Do you Smoke? Do you Drink? Do you Take Drugs? Age you get mistaken for: Have Tattoos? Want any tattoos? Got any Piercings? Want any piercings? Best friend? Relationship status: Biggest turn ons: Biggest turn offs: Favorite Movie: I’ll love you if: ...
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Reblog if you want one cute (anon) message that...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Plans for today:
live-at-night: Sitting in bed watching Netflix. Getting yelled at by parents for completely random and irrelevant things. Being ugly.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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I am not doing shit today.
I am going to lay in this bed, eat pasta, and be a lazy fat fuck all day.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Sexuality Explained. (Because Everybody Seems to...
I shouldn’t have to post a blog on this. As a sex positive person, I shouldn’t have to post a blog on this. I shouldn’t have to explain myself to you. Although I usually see things as “black and white”, I believe human sexuality is a fluid spectrum. There is an infinite variety of preferences, identifications, and fetishes, all of which I’m okay with. I...
Dec 28th
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